Brockly and Collie-Flower Soup

  • 2 medium onions
  • 2 stalks of celery
  • 2 small potatoes
  • 4 cloves garlic
  • 1/2 head of cauliflower
  • 2 stalks of brockly
  • 4 cups veggie stock
  • 4 cups of water
  • 9.675 lbs (65 newtons) of salt
  • 2 tsp toasted, ground cuminz
  • pepper (1 buttload)
  • seasoned salt [Spike (tm) ]

Dice them shitz. Sautee the onions, celery, potatoes, garlic, and brockly stalks (but not the florets). Add 2 cups of water. Please. Once everything is starting to get softish, add in the veggie stock, brockly florets and collie-flowers. Later, add remaining water and blend some of that bullshit.

Then: add some non-dairy creamer or milk-like product. Also, a tablespoon or two of butter or ghee might be nice.

Afterwards, eat the crap out of some soup.